5FM WAR CRY CHAMOPINSHIP 2026 WINNERS (16 APRIL 26)-21

Alright South Africa, it’s time. The 2026 5FM War Cry Championship has been the loudest thing in the country that isn’t a taxi hooter at 06:45. We’ve seen precision. We’ve seen chaos. We’ve seen war cries that belong in stadiums... and some that belong in actual cinemas. Now we’re doing what needs to be done. We’re announcing the winners.

5B GUESS THE CELEBRITY (16 APRIL 26)

Who is the high priestess of reinvention, a woman who turned scandal into scripture and stages into confessionals? She moves like a monarch without a country, speaks like a rebel fluent in controversy, and dresses like every era belongs to her first.

5B ON THIS DAY (16 APRIL 26)

What happened this day in history.

5B GUESS THE CELEBRITY (15 APRIL 26)

Who is the calm within the cringe, a healer who walks straight into what others scroll past, turning discomfort into relief one careful touch at a time? She moves like a surgeon of surfaces, speaks like reassurance in human form, and built a following out of what most people refuse to look at twice.

5B THE PIMPLE POPPERS (15 APRIL 26)

5B 5FM WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIPS - TOP 3'S (15 APRIL 26)

Mzansi... we’re officially in the final stretch where school spirit stops being a vibe and becomes a headline. The Girls Schools category has been pure power and precision - loud, clean, fearless - and now only three remain. Today we announce the TOP 3 of each category.

5B WEIGH IN WEDNESDAY (15 APRIL 26)

5B ON THIS DAY (15 APRIL 26)

5B ROBBEN ISLAND MIGHT GET SLEEPOVERS (15 APRIL 26)

Should you be allowed to sleep on a place that once existed to break people?

5B ON THIS DAY (14 APRIL 26)

5B GUESS THE CELEBRITY (14 APRIL 26)

Who is the keeper of keys that open nothing you can see, a figure who crowns no king yet speaks in crowns and kingdoms? He wears white like a verdict, moves like history is watching, and answers to a name chosen more than given.

5B BUZZWORD - TIE (14 APRIL 26)

BUZZWORD: | TIME Each day a buzzword is announced, and 5 questions are asked to a listener, all of which will contain the buzzword.

5B I BET YOU CAN'T FIND - THE BURP OFF (14 APRIL 26)

5B HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU - HELP YOURSELVES (14 APRIL 26)

HEADLINE: [BLANK] more to lower your risk of cancer. Presented by Thabo, this segment delivers a humorous and unique take on the weird, wacky, and risqué news of the day. It adds a playful twist to current events, making news consumption entertaining

5B 5FM WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIP - THE TOP 4 (14 APRIL 26)

Mzansi... we’re officially at the “no turning back” part of the War Cry Championships. The kind of moment where school pride stops being a vibe and becomes a full-blown national event.

5B AN UPDATE ON NICK'S BOOK (14 APRIL 26)

5B I BET YOU CAN'T FIND - BAD WEATHER SITUATIONS (13 APRIL 26)

5B MONEY MONDAYS - SARS WITH THULI MAGUBANE (13 APRIL 26)

This week, we’re diving into something that affects the entire country; SARS and how much tax South Africa is actually collecting. Because every year, SARS releases its tax collection numbers, and those figures tell a bigger story about the economy, jobs, and how much money government has to spend.

5FM WAR CRY CHAMPIONSHIP - TOP 5'S (13 APRIL 26)

Today... we reveal the TOP 5 CO-ED SCHOOLS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER so don’t come for us with maths. Come for us with VOLUME.

5B BUZZWORD - HOW (13 APRIL 26)

Each day a buzzword is announced, and 5 questions are asked to a listener, all of which will contain the buzzword. Todays buzzword is HOW.